(Again, in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy and the Fourth of July week)
YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN ADWORDS GEEK IF…
You categorize your refrigerator items by Adgroup
The full name of your first child is legally surrounded in brackets
You use Analytics to predict the weather.
You built a Google Sandbox in your backyard.
Your Click Through Rate is higher than [...]
(Again, in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy and the Fourth of July week)
YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN ADWORDS GEEK IF…
- You categorize your refrigerator items by Adgroup
- The full name of your first child is legally surrounded in brackets
- You use Analytics to predict the weather.
- You built a Google Sandbox in your backyard.
- Your Click Through Rate is higher than your Mortgage Rate
- You keep a picture of Matt Cutts on your Vision Board.(no offense Matt!)
- You categorize your preference in friends by Quality, Home, and Wealth
- You never speak the words: “Google”, “Yahoo”, or “eBay” in public…that is a trademark infringement!
- Your wife threatens to “Slap” you and you race to your computer to check your bid prices.
- Your lack of hyperbole makes you drier than burnt toast.
- You send your wife to the mall with a Maximum Bid amount on all clothing.
- You got detained in security at the airport for reporting the “Google Bomb”.
- You have an urchinTracker tattooed onto your butt!!
DO YOU HAVE SOME MORE TO ADD? PUT THEM IN THE COMMENTS!
- Matthew Bredel
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My name is Matthew Bredel and as of March, 2007, I am a full-time, work-at-home internet marketer.
For close to 10 years, I worked for a defense company which was an OK job, but I was so uninspired in life and frankly, I needed some more money. That is when I first discovered internet marketing! Now I admit that I didn't start making thousands in my first couple of months (in fact, I lost my shirt!), but I finally saw the "internet light"...