A little bit of humor for the day!
I was snooping around the blogs this morning and came across this one that really cracked me up! Personally, I am not a big Jeff Foxworthy fan (primarily because I don’t think red neck jokes are that funny), but his branded “You Might Be a…” concept can be made funny at times. The original blog, You Might Be an SEO If… can be found at SEO Refugee. Below is an excerpt of the blog…all too funny! Check it out!
You Might Be an SEO If…
You use “Google” as a swear word…- You refer to pregnancy as “having one in the sandbox”…
- Your conversations naturally have 13% keyword density.
- You’ve ever tried to pay a bill with links. (Bonus points if you’ve ever written a check with the URL of the link in the “total” field)
- At parent teacher conferences you approach teachers about their .edu links…
- You consider something “going viral” a good thing…
- You judge your child’s book report by it’s “linkability“…
- You hear that someone lives in a “bad neighborhood” and make a mental note to never link to them.
- You’ve ever woken up from a nightmare screaming “Don’t be evil!“
- You brag to your buddies from the gym about how much link weight you pass…
- You’ve actually debated whether your significant other or Google’s algorithm is easier to understand…
- You use a viral marketing campaign to propose to your girlfriend…
- You’ve ever used the line “So… you wanna go back to my place and do a little reciprocal linking?”
Above list written by Skitzzo
- Matthew Bredel
